Monday, November 30, 2009

Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright

You know I love Tiger Woods. So let me get this straight....your wife drove out to your car in a golf cart at 2 AM to save you from an incident with a hydrant at the end of your driveway and bashed in your rear window to save you, the massive fire in your front seat, no, hit your head on the pantry doorknob and didn't want to disturb her sleep so you attempted to drive yourself to the hospital but passed out and backed into a hydrant, no wait....this is going to require a really big solitaire for Christmas.

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