"Can You Tatoo a Likeness of Richard Simmons on My Left Bicep?" (I'm leaving with 'F" troop for Iraq in the morning)

"Why, if gays are allowed into the military, Chambliss said, soon the armed forces will allow all sorts of other things.




Like what?



"Alcohol use, adultery, fraternization, and body art," said Chambliss.

I give you Senator Saxby Chambliss. Because beer and tatoos are presently unheard of in the armed forces.
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