Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Big crowd gathers for slopper smackdown

Holy Cow, it's on! Tens of Puebloans gathered at the Union Depot for the final Travel Channel decision between Coors Tavern and Sunset masterpieces. Gloppy, beefy, cheesy, chile goodness, created here in the Pearl of the Prairie.

Oh, and an outside chance Georgeanna Limmpaddolphlisis might put in an appearance.

This culinary mainstay of the Prairie Population might account for the high cholesterol affecting a majority of the population, the sluggishness of the bloodstream creating an inability to press the gas pedal beyond 15 MPH in a 30 MPH zone. Or in the case of one driver ahead of me yesterday on "B" Street (known to locals as "B" Street) seven MPH.

One too many sloppers, I reckon'. There should be a law.

Big crowd gathers for slopper smackdown

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