This week as reported in The Tumbleweed Tribune:
CRIME BEAT: Police cruiser hits skateboarder; he is cited.
The policeman or the skateboarder?
A woman angered over an argument with her boyfriend was arrested Friday for reportedly damaging 13 cars.
Because nothing drives your point home like destruction of your neighbor’s property.
At least two vehicles in two blocks of Ontario Street were damaged by fire about 2:30 a.m. Saturday.
Hey, the bar closed and the IHOP was packed.
Barking Prairie Dog Award:
A 44-year-old man was ticketed and taken for a psychological exam after walking through a neighborhood naked and damaging a front door.