Get your buttocks down to the Colorado State Fair for a buck. See some pirates, eat a pork chop on a stick, visit the National Guard trailer and sign up. You're not doing anything else with your life and there's a War on Terra you know. See some really scary citizens of the Pitstop on the Prairie.
Ah, the Fair. Used to be Pueblo was only known as "that place where they make the government brochures?". Yes. And so much more.