In true form, Your Orange Overlord wept through the reading of an edited version of the Constitution, two members missed the swearing in as they were busy at fundraisers, and that promise to cut $100,000 million from the Federal budget? They didn't think you thought they were serious. And thanks for your vote.
The Conservative Constitution of the United States: "We, the Real Americans, in order to form a more God-Fearing Union, establish Justice as we see it, Defeat Health-Care Reform, and Preserve and Protect our Property, our Guns and our Right Not to Pay Taxes, do ordain and establish this Conservative Constitution for the United States of Real America.
Article I. Congress shall have only the powers literally, specifically and expressly granted herein, and no others. That means definitely, without question, absolutely, no regulation of the Health Insurance or Financial Services industries."
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